New Shoes

I am a physician all day every day. I can tell because I just bought new shoes. I found these nice sensible shoes the other day that fit into my new healthy-me kick. I think I like them because they reminded me of my school shoes from fifth grade. They were brown Mary Janes by Famolare. Famolare you might remember was a big deal in the 70's. They had wavy crepe souls and were famous for really high platform wedge sandal's. So anyway I happily wore my new shoes on Saturday and discovered that when I walk I make a noise exactly like the heart sounds of someone in congestive heart failure. Apparently I have narrow heels. Perhaps the last remaining bit of me which can truthfully be referred to as thin. At any rate it seems that my medical training has completely saturated every last aspect of my life. I can't even run away from it because then I sound like congestive heart failure with tachycardia.