Princess Hijacks the Blog

I don't know what those stupid humans see in that damn dog. Stinking, poop-eating, whore for attention that he is. He is just way overboard with the wiggling and the jumping. And don't get me started on the yapping, Lord. Then there's the kitten! They think she's so cute. Retarded little midget tromps around the house with all the grace of two humans in a cat suit. It's beyond embarrassing. Poor Killer is so misunderstood. He is the epitome of discretion and dignity. There is no other cat that even comes close to his skills as a stalker and hunter. Those humans had better straighten up and fly right. And turn the space heater back on in the kitchen because between Killer and I we've got all the dirt on them. Oh boy the things I could tell you. So the space heater and some Iams Catfish Formula canned food pronto or I'm letting the cat out of the bag. Hahahahahahahahaha.