Conan O'Brien

Mr. O'Brien you will be happy to know that your number one fan will be just fine. A little cold that's all. Nothing a few tablets won't fix up. She can tell me every time your show is broadcast. She had to get a new roommate at the group home because strangely enough her roommate did not want to stay up all night watching you. Your tenth anniversary video is constantly playing in her room. She would not leave my office today until she had exhausted my newest People magazine for any photos of you. She has eight such pictures already. She was momentarily distracted by a photo of a grizzly bear which is her second favorite thing. In between looking in her throat and in her ears she noticed it is David Letterman's birthday. After I listened to her lungs she informed me that it is your birthday on Monday. Apparently you are only turning 42. Happy Birthday.